Then I could set up an office across the street from Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA, and be assured of a steady stream of heart attack patients.
The pub is offering a new hamburger that weighs 15 pounds. Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun. It costs $30.
Oh, to be young again, and foolish enough to try to eat something like this. Of course, when I was young and foolish I never had $30 to spend on a hamburger. I only hope these kids take the American Cancer Society health test mentioned in a previous post.