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I Wish I Was a Cardiologist!

Then I could set up an office across the street from Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, PA, and be assured of a steady stream of heart attack patients.

The pub is offering a new hamburger that weighs 15 pounds. Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers — and a bun. It costs $30.

Oh, to be young again, and foolish enough to try to eat something like this. Of course, when I was young and foolish I never had $30 to spend on a hamburger. I only hope these kids take the American Cancer Society health test mentioned in a previous post.

Bob Kraft

I am a Dallas, Texas lawyer who has had the privilege of helping thousands of clients since 1971 in the areas of Personal Injury law and Social Security Disability.

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The title of this blog reflects my attitude toward those government agencies and insurance companies that routinely mistreat injured or disabled people. As a Dallas, Texas lawyer, I've spent more than 45 years trying to help those poor folk, and I have been frustrated daily by the actions of the people on the other side of their claims. (Sorry if I offended you...)

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