
The Rotterdam Zoo is giving away cardboard glasses that make it appear that you’re looking off to one side. These are gorilla-viewing glasses, meant to avoid incidents in which gorillas attack visitors for making eye contact with them. The glasses’ introduction follows an attack on a woman by an escaped gorilla.
Yes, fine, great idea to prevent gorilla attacks. We all need to worry about that. But I could really use a pair of these when a pretty woman walks into the room…