
My birthday is on Halloween — the best day for a birthday because everyone dresses funny and gives me candy. This year is one of those milestone birthdays, and who knows whether I’ll still be writing by the next milestone. So Happy Halloween to you, and Happy Birthday to me! I won’t say how old I am, but I now have an official red, white, and blue insurance card in my wallet.
Thanks for paying my medical bills. I’ll try not to abuse the system…